1 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:22,198 Hi, Nicholas. 2 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:23,200 Hi, Dad. 3 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:25,020 How long have you been home? 4 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:27,760 Uh, a while. Why? 5 00:00:28,060 --> 00:00:32,680 I thought I saw you walking home with a girl. I stopped to give you a lift, but 6 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:34,520 by the time I turned around, you were gone. 7 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:35,920 A girl? 8 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:40,200 Nah, I never walk home with a girl. Must have been somebody else. 9 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:43,480 Oh, that's what I thought, but you sure look like you. 10 00:00:52,170 --> 00:00:52,849 Oh, yes. 11 00:00:52,850 --> 00:00:53,970 Yes, he's here. 12 00:00:54,650 --> 00:00:55,650 Just a minute. 13 00:00:55,970 --> 00:00:59,070 Nicholas, it's for you. I think it's a girl. 14 00:01:01,690 --> 00:01:04,610 Her name is Polly Sanders? 15 00:01:06,690 --> 00:01:09,330 Um, uh, we're doing a book report. 16 00:01:10,790 --> 00:01:11,950 See you later, Nicholas. 17 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:34,020 There's a magic in the early morning we found. 18 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:41,940 When the sunrise smiles on everything around. 19 00:01:44,820 --> 00:01:51,560 It's a portrait of the happiness that we feel and 20 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:52,800 always will. 21 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:57,440 Oh, it is enough to fill our... 22 00:02:03,630 --> 00:02:08,229 Our days like bright and shiny new dimes 23 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:14,970 If we're ever puzzled by the changing 24 00:02:14,970 --> 00:02:21,430 times There's a plate of homemade 25 00:02:21,430 --> 00:02:28,410 wishes On the kitchen windowsill And 26 00:02:28,410 --> 00:02:31,170 eight is enough to fill our 27 00:02:57,550 --> 00:02:58,550 Or I spend the night. 28 00:02:59,130 --> 00:03:00,130 That would be nice. 29 00:03:00,910 --> 00:03:02,530 Except you have to go to work at six. 30 00:03:03,370 --> 00:03:07,010 Which means you have to get up at five to go home and change. And that's only 31 00:03:07,010 --> 00:03:08,030 three hours from now. 32 00:03:09,710 --> 00:03:13,430 Once again, practicality and reason rears its ugly head. 33 00:03:14,490 --> 00:03:16,510 There's a solution to our problem. 34 00:03:18,230 --> 00:03:19,470 And what might that be? 35 00:03:22,330 --> 00:03:23,630 We could move in together. 36 00:03:25,110 --> 00:03:26,350 It's just a reminder. 37 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,060 You said you'd think about it. 38 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:32,440 I know. 39 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:37,140 And I'm getting around to thinking about it. I'm not asking for any commitments. 40 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 I'm just trying to simplify our life. 41 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:43,880 It's your place. 42 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:45,540 I could settle for yours. 43 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,320 With certain redecorating privileges. 44 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:52,960 In that case, I'll think about it harder. 45 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:19,319 Hi there. 46 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:22,820 Hi. Well, what do you think? Is it really me? 47 00:04:23,260 --> 00:04:26,980 Well, it's a little hard to think of the van as Tommy Bradford. It's still more 48 00:04:26,980 --> 00:04:28,920 David Bradford. Yeah, my point exactly. 49 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:32,920 You know, I met this girl in the school parking lot today, and she was really 50 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:34,500 interested until she saw my van. 51 00:04:34,940 --> 00:04:36,660 She was totally underwhelmed. 52 00:04:37,740 --> 00:04:42,740 You know, I think a man's wheels really ought to make a statement about who he 53 00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:43,740 is, you know? 54 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:46,220 Now, what did this van say to you about me? 55 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:48,220 Not much. 56 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:54,640 Yeah, I know. But what if it had shag carpet, a souped -up engine, 57 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:58,940 sound, dual exhaust, and a velocity stack on the car? Then what would it say 58 00:04:58,940 --> 00:04:59,940 you? 59 00:05:00,460 --> 00:05:03,600 Intriguing. Ah, you took the words right out of my mouth. 60 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:06,940 And you'll be taking the bucks right out of your pocket. How do you intend to 61 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:08,500 finance this personality change? 62 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:12,140 Well, that's easy. I buy all the parts secondhand from a wrecking yard and do 63 00:05:12,140 --> 00:05:13,079 all the work myself. 64 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,460 You can do all that mechanical stuff? 65 00:05:14,820 --> 00:05:16,200 No, but I can learn. 66 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:20,520 You just wait. One day old super van here will be carting around Melanie 67 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:21,940 Causeway and other fine ladies. 68 00:05:22,260 --> 00:05:23,320 Well, lucky them. 69 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,600 The who has done what? 70 00:05:31,140 --> 00:05:36,920 The Society for the Preservation of the Nuclear Family, SPNF for short. Well, 71 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:40,120 they've accepted your nomination for their Father of the Year Award. 72 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,340 But why me? 73 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:46,320 Well, Tom, you must admit you've been rather, rather productive in that area. 74 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:47,860 Come on now, Elliot, please. 75 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:51,320 Why, I took the liberty of sending in your nomination myself. 76 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:53,220 Oh, then it was you. 77 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:57,320 Well, no thanks, Elliot. I've had enough awards this year. 78 00:05:57,580 --> 00:06:01,800 Oh, now come on, Tom. You mustn't be so modest. You deserve all the recognition 79 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:04,140 you can get. And so does the paper. 80 00:06:04,580 --> 00:06:08,500 Oh, now I get it. A little free publicity for the register. 81 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:10,620 Thanks a lot, but no thanks. 82 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:17,080 I really wish you'd reconsider as a favor to an old friend and employer. 83 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:22,900 Oh, well, since you put it that way, I don't have to make any speeches now, do 84 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:24,940 I? No, of course not. 85 00:06:25,380 --> 00:06:28,240 Oh, you'll be expected to do a few little things. 86 00:06:28,460 --> 00:06:33,240 In the next few days, a representative from the Society for the Preservation of 87 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:37,520 the Nuclear Family, or SPNF for short, is coming to visit. 88 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:40,640 His name is Robert Mayberry. 89 00:06:41,310 --> 00:06:45,690 and he's coming here to interview the whole family to assess my qualifications 90 00:06:45,690 --> 00:06:47,670 for their Father of the Year award. 91 00:06:48,110 --> 00:06:49,230 Oh, another award. 92 00:06:49,730 --> 00:06:52,230 Don't you have enough notches on your typewriter already, Dad? 93 00:06:52,510 --> 00:06:56,370 Please, don't be sarcastic. Now, this is very important to the register. 94 00:06:56,610 --> 00:06:58,410 We all have to do the best we can. 95 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:02,230 Do we get double allowances if we give you a great build -up? No, no, this all 96 00:07:02,230 --> 00:07:05,350 has to be on the up -and -up. We must tell the truth and let the chips... 97 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:07,760 And the awards for where they may. 98 00:07:07,980 --> 00:07:09,140 Ah, there goes all the fun. 99 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:13,260 Just consider it as part of the dues that we must pay for being a Bradford. 100 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:15,620 Oh, and I almost forgot. 101 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:20,240 I guess I should mention this. The winner gets a free trip for himself and 102 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,720 whole family to Hawaii. 103 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:28,300 Am I hallucinating or did I just hear someone mention a trip to Hawaii? 104 00:07:28,890 --> 00:07:32,930 If you are, it's contagious. I've always wanted to go to Hawaii. 105 00:07:33,150 --> 00:07:35,450 Really? Surfboards, water skiing? Yeah. 106 00:07:35,770 --> 00:07:36,770 Really? 107 00:07:37,350 --> 00:07:42,750 You know, suddenly I get this feeling that it's our moral duty to make sure 108 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:43,750 wins that award. 109 00:07:43,850 --> 00:07:45,310 Yeah, but he said to tell the truth. 110 00:07:45,650 --> 00:07:46,650 Hey, that's no problem. 111 00:07:47,030 --> 00:07:50,250 Dad's a great father. Look at the terrific kids he turned out. Yeah. 112 00:07:50,690 --> 00:07:54,430 Anyway, Dad's a shoe -in. When Mayberry comes, we'll just tell it like it is. 113 00:07:59,340 --> 00:08:00,900 like it almost is. 114 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:07,720 Hello? 115 00:08:10,980 --> 00:08:11,980 David? 116 00:08:18,580 --> 00:08:20,020 Hi. Hi. 117 00:08:23,860 --> 00:08:24,860 It's beautiful. 118 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:25,839 Thank you. 119 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,840 So what's going on? You said you had a big surprise for me. 120 00:08:29,180 --> 00:08:30,180 Yeah. 121 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:35,179 I just wanted you to be the first to know that you have a new roommate and a 122 00:08:35,179 --> 00:08:36,179 residence. 123 00:08:37,539 --> 00:08:38,600 Are you serious? 124 00:08:39,659 --> 00:08:40,820 Yeah, very serious. 125 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:42,760 About you? 126 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:44,360 Oh, David. 127 00:08:44,580 --> 00:08:49,280 I carefully weighed the pros and cons, and I decided to do it anyway. It'll 128 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:50,560 out, David. I know it will. 129 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:55,700 Well, in that case, why don't we start things off in the right foot? 130 00:09:10,730 --> 00:09:12,190 I love you, David Bradford. 131 00:09:14,630 --> 00:09:15,730 All right, gentlemen, succeed. 132 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:46,120 Dad. Oh, well, you remember my face. I haven't seen you in so long. I was 133 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,940 beginning to wonder if you'd recognize me. So I brought you some breakfast. I 134 00:09:48,940 --> 00:09:50,000 know you remember breakfast. 135 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:51,200 May I come in? 136 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:55,860 Yeah, I guess. You might as well. Might as well? Am I intruding or something? 137 00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:59,400 I just wish I'd had a better chance to prepare you. Prepare me? For what? 138 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,600 Good morning, Mr. Bradford. 139 00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:06,340 Oh. 140 00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:10,060 Yeah, it is morning, isn't it? 141 00:10:11,740 --> 00:10:14,820 We were going to tell you about this, Mr. Bradford. 142 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,160 Tell me about it? What? 143 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:19,740 You mean you eloped? 144 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,080 No, no. 145 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:24,100 But Janet's going to be living with me. 146 00:10:25,980 --> 00:10:26,980 Oh. 147 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:36,140 Well, I, uh... I didn't bring enough breakfast for the three of us, so... 148 00:10:36,140 --> 00:10:39,520 I'll just leave it with you. 149 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:00,580 How could David do this? 150 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:04,460 Tom, I know how you feel, and I agree that a wedding would have been lovely. 151 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:10,100 But if 24 -year -old David wants to live with 24 -year -old Janet, well, then 152 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:11,640 there's nothing we can do about it. 153 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:15,860 Why do my kids always have to do everything the hard way? 154 00:11:16,340 --> 00:11:18,380 You're afraid David's going to get hurt, is that right? 155 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:22,840 Yes. There's no such thing as a half commitment. You don't avoid problems by 156 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:23,840 avoiding marriage. 157 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,860 What's going to carry them over the rough spots? 158 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:27,280 How about love? 159 00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:30,560 Well, if they're that much in love, why are they having a trial run? Why don't 160 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:31,439 they get married? 161 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:32,720 Maybe they're not ready for marriage. 162 00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:37,060 If David isn't ready for marriage, why is he ready for the problems of living 163 00:11:37,060 --> 00:11:37,979 if he were? 164 00:11:37,980 --> 00:11:40,360 I tell you, I don't understand it. 165 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:43,980 I mean, how would David have felt if you and I had lived together? 166 00:11:44,340 --> 00:11:45,640 Then he wouldn't have understood. 167 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,260 What did you say to David? 168 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:52,340 Oh, gosh, don't remind me. I was in such a state of shock, I probably made a 169 00:11:52,340 --> 00:11:53,340 fool of myself. 170 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:54,560 What are you going to say to the kids? 171 00:11:55,150 --> 00:11:57,910 Don't worry about it. I think I hear the drums beating now. 172 00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:02,970 Mary, have you heard? David and Janet are living together. 173 00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:05,090 Yes, I had a hunch. 174 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,350 You did? 175 00:12:06,910 --> 00:12:08,990 The details are your life. 176 00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:12,390 I don't believe it. David down for the count? 177 00:12:12,950 --> 00:12:16,290 David and Janet? What happened to Andrea, Sharon, and Cindy? 178 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,190 You mean there's not going to be a wedding? 179 00:12:18,730 --> 00:12:21,690 I thought David had more respect for himself and for Janet. 180 00:12:22,470 --> 00:12:23,770 That devil. 181 00:12:26,890 --> 00:12:28,150 Why? What do you mean, Nicholas? 182 00:12:28,590 --> 00:12:33,230 Well, everybody's whispering about David and Janet. When I walk into the room, 183 00:12:33,310 --> 00:12:35,550 they act like I caught them doing something wrong. 184 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:36,750 What gives? 185 00:12:36,910 --> 00:12:38,970 Oh, well, don't worry about it, Nicholas. 186 00:12:39,190 --> 00:12:40,470 You wouldn't be interested. 187 00:12:41,090 --> 00:12:42,210 It's grown -up stuff. 188 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:47,630 Boy, if you have to pull that grown -up stuff, this must be a really heavy one. 189 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,040 Hi, you're just in time to help. Here, hold this. 190 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:01,520 Ew. 191 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:06,220 Hey, Tommy, do you know Scott Shelley? He's on the basketball team. Yeah, hand 192 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:07,220 me that crescent wrench, will you? 193 00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:08,740 He's kind of cute, don't you think? 194 00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:12,140 Boy, this is a better fitter. I'm in big trouble. 195 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,980 I mean, cute in a tall sort of way. 196 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:16,040 Man, 197 00:13:16,580 --> 00:13:18,720 this baby is going to run like a demon. 198 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:22,920 You know, the problem is, it's so hard to get to know. I think he's really shy. 199 00:13:24,110 --> 00:13:26,910 Let's see. Did this tube go over there or over here? 200 00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:29,730 How do you think I should get him to ask me out? If you were him, would you ask 201 00:13:29,730 --> 00:13:30,730 me out? 202 00:13:31,150 --> 00:13:33,070 You want me to ask you out on a date? 203 00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:34,670 No, stupid. Scott Shelley. 204 00:13:35,350 --> 00:13:37,590 You want me to ask Scott Shelley out on a date? 205 00:13:38,070 --> 00:13:40,430 But you've been listening. I want to go out with Scott Shelley. 206 00:13:41,350 --> 00:13:42,350 Oh. 207 00:13:42,730 --> 00:13:44,730 Scott Shelley's a jerk. You don't want to go out with him. 208 00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:46,930 That's a lot for the advice. 209 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:49,410 They don't mention it. 210 00:14:04,270 --> 00:14:09,230 Mr. Bradford, I'm Robert L. Mayberry from the Society for the Preservation of 211 00:14:09,230 --> 00:14:10,230 the Nuclear Family. 212 00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:12,610 Oh, yes, right, SPN after short. 213 00:14:12,950 --> 00:14:17,130 Won't you come in? Oh, thank you. I tell you, I was just on my way out. Oh, 214 00:14:17,150 --> 00:14:19,650 well, actually, I'm here to interview your children and your wife. 215 00:14:19,850 --> 00:14:23,390 Oh, wonderful, wonderful. Well, then I'll tell Abby that you're here. 216 00:14:24,050 --> 00:14:25,290 Abby, Mr. 217 00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:27,070 Mayberry is here. Come on down. 218 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:30,790 She'll be right down. Maybe I'll see you when I get back. Have a nice day, Mr. 219 00:14:30,830 --> 00:14:31,830 Mayberry. Abby! 220 00:14:37,230 --> 00:14:38,230 Oh. Oh. 221 00:14:39,010 --> 00:14:42,570 May I help you? Robert L. Mayberry. I'm waiting for Mrs. 222 00:14:42,810 --> 00:14:45,890 Bradford. Oh. Well, hi. I'm Joni Bradford. I'll see if she's upstairs. 223 00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:51,010 Oh, I think we've got everything. 224 00:14:51,610 --> 00:14:53,110 Hey, hi. How are you doing? Hello. 225 00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:56,650 I'm Robert L. Mayberry. Oh, are you waiting for somebody? 226 00:14:56,950 --> 00:15:00,430 Well, actually, Joni said that she... Oh, Joni. She'll take forever. 227 00:15:00,630 --> 00:15:02,770 Yeah. Let's go see if we can hurry her up. 228 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:04,270 Hello. 229 00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:05,670 Oh. 230 00:15:06,210 --> 00:15:08,330 Hello. I'm Robert L. Mayberry. 231 00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:12,630 Hi. Mary Bradford. Who are you waiting for? Oh, well, originally Mrs. Bradford. 232 00:15:12,790 --> 00:15:15,790 Oh, Abby. Abby's in the kitchen, I think. I'll go get her. Just a minute. 233 00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:18,330 Hello. 234 00:15:24,230 --> 00:15:25,230 Hi. 235 00:15:25,430 --> 00:15:29,170 Excuse me, Bob Mayberry. This is Tommy Elizabeth Bradford. How do you do? 236 00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:31,310 It's Robert L. 237 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:35,160 Um, Abby's not in the kitchen. She must be upstairs. Why don't you take off your 238 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,840 coat? Make yourself comfortable. I'll be right back. 239 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,400 Hey, who's that guy out there? 240 00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:46,800 I don't know. It's somebody waiting for Joanie. Mary said something about Abby. 241 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:48,640 Wait a minute. Mayberry? 242 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:49,840 Where have I heard that before? 243 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:53,100 I don't know. It has a familiar ring to it. 244 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,320 Ring? 245 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,680 Diamond? Diamond head? 246 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:58,760 Hawaii! 247 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,920 Are you sure we have to do this? 248 00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:33,400 Oh, we've got to get it over with sometime. 249 00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:36,320 I think I'd rather be taking my bar exam. 250 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,580 Oh, Janet, you just don't know how happy we are that David's finally settling 251 00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:44,100 down. It's about time, believe me. Oh, really? 252 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,500 And as a token of our appreciation, I've got a present for you. 253 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:49,440 Oh, Susan, you don't have to give me a present. Oh, no, no, no, no, I insist. 254 00:16:49,740 --> 00:16:52,700 Well, actually, it's a present for both you and David. I took the liberty of 255 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:53,940 writing down some of his favorite recipes. 256 00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:55,220 But, Susan... 257 00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:59,710 Janet, everybody knows that the way to David's heart is through his appetite. 258 00:17:00,030 --> 00:17:01,030 Right back. 259 00:17:03,350 --> 00:17:09,430 Well, Janet, now that we're finally alone, tell me, how's it going with 260 00:17:09,890 --> 00:17:11,569 Well, it's only been a few days, Mary. 261 00:17:11,810 --> 00:17:15,470 Well, I know that, but, well, it's not too early for some good advice. 262 00:17:16,810 --> 00:17:19,770 David has got to be treated very, very carefully. 263 00:17:20,329 --> 00:17:22,030 You've got to keep a tight rein on him. 264 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:23,869 Let him know that you care. 265 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,020 Otherwise, he gets really insecure. 266 00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:30,160 There's not many people who know that about David. 267 00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:32,180 But believe me, a sister knows. 268 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,760 Mayor, telephone for you. 269 00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:36,820 I'll be right back. 270 00:17:40,820 --> 00:17:45,700 Oh, Janet, I'm so happy for you and David. You make such a nice couple. 271 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:51,220 Oh, I mean, if you knew all the girls that have come and gone. 272 00:17:54,539 --> 00:17:56,660 Listen, can I give you some advice? 273 00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:00,280 David is a very complex person. 274 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:06,840 I mean, he needs to feel free. You know what I mean? The secret to keeping David 275 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:11,640 will be, well, as the Syrian poet Hashiel Katarsis, 276 00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:15,860 hold him with open arms. 277 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,440 Hold him with open arms? 278 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,120 Don't hover. 279 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:22,940 Don't intrude. 280 00:18:23,290 --> 00:18:24,290 Do you know what I mean? 281 00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:27,970 These are things that a sister really knows. 282 00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:33,990 You're just the man I wanted to see. 283 00:18:34,410 --> 00:18:35,410 Take a look. 284 00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:40,690 Presenting the ultimate. 285 00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:42,370 Oh, my. 286 00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:44,370 The ultimate what? 287 00:18:44,930 --> 00:18:47,330 Oh, hey, come take a look at the engine. 288 00:18:49,410 --> 00:18:50,790 I got it all souped up. 289 00:18:52,910 --> 00:18:53,910 Are you ready? 290 00:19:00,130 --> 00:19:02,410 Hey, Tommy, this van is very sensitive. 291 00:19:03,530 --> 00:19:06,170 It took tender, loving care to keep it running all those years. You know, if 292 00:19:06,170 --> 00:19:08,570 you've tampered with it too much, I don't know what might happen. It might 293 00:19:08,570 --> 00:19:09,570 a nervous breakdown. 294 00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:13,050 Hey, David, no problem. I did all of the work personally. 295 00:19:15,230 --> 00:19:18,650 I'm sorry, big fella. If I'd known this was coming, I would have taken you to 296 00:19:18,650 --> 00:19:20,410 the junkyard and put you out of your misery. 297 00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:24,490 Janet, here's your recipe. 298 00:19:25,070 --> 00:19:28,370 And guess what? Tonight we are having David's all -time number six favorite 299 00:19:28,370 --> 00:19:31,070 recipe for dessert, so you'll be able to see exactly how he likes it fixed. 300 00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:35,270 Well, actually, Susan, we take turns preparing our meal. Oh, Janet, that's 301 00:19:35,270 --> 00:19:37,010 dangerous. David has to be fussed over. 302 00:19:37,530 --> 00:19:38,850 David? Yeah, David. 303 00:19:39,270 --> 00:19:41,330 Oh, no, Janet, she's wrong. 304 00:19:42,370 --> 00:19:45,070 Don't listen to her. She doesn't know what she's talking about. David, fussed 305 00:19:45,070 --> 00:19:47,430 over. Did I hear someone mention dinner? 306 00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:53,710 Tell me, Janet, how are things going at law school? 307 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,910 Great, Mr. Bradford. Just the other day. 308 00:19:56,330 --> 00:20:00,110 I think the law is so fascinating. Oh, thank you. It's just like a real -life 309 00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:03,950 drama, don't you think? Yeah, it really is. Especially criminal law. Hey, I bet 310 00:20:03,950 --> 00:20:07,450 you'd be a trip defending a criminal, but all the big bucks I hear are on 311 00:20:07,450 --> 00:20:08,309 corporate law. 312 00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:11,430 Well, I wouldn't know about that because most of our cases... I bet they're 313 00:20:11,430 --> 00:20:14,890 malpractices. I mean, by the time that I'm a doctor, I'm going to need a 314 00:20:14,890 --> 00:20:15,910 relative who's a lawyer. 315 00:20:17,870 --> 00:20:19,350 What I meant was that... 316 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:20,740 a friend would do. 317 00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:25,320 Can I ask you a question? 318 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:30,420 What's going on with David and Janet that I'm not supposed to know about? 319 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,900 Nicholas, please. You're embarrassing our guest. 320 00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:39,100 Oh, Dad, it's all right. Nicholas, Janet, and I are living together. 321 00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:43,180 Oh, but aren't people who live together supposed to be married? 322 00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:46,420 How come you didn't invite me to the wedding? 323 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,140 Uh, well, there hasn't been a wedding. 324 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:53,720 don't get it. If there hasn't been a wedding... Nicholas, you'll understand 325 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,420 you get older. That's the end of the discussion. 326 00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:59,420 Boy, everybody else in this family can be older, except me. 327 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,940 Oh, poor Janet. Nicholas really embarrassed her. 328 00:21:07,180 --> 00:21:10,560 Don't worry about Janet. She'll get over it. Worry about us getting to Hawaii. 329 00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:15,060 Yeah. If Nicholas tells the Reverend Robert L. about Janet and David, it'll 330 00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:18,920 everything. Really, there's nothing very nuclear about Dave and Janet's living 331 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:22,570 arrangement. Why did Janet have to come into David's life right now anyway? 332 00:21:22,910 --> 00:21:24,750 No, no, no, no. Calm down, Nancy. 333 00:21:25,510 --> 00:21:26,510 No big deal. 334 00:21:26,710 --> 00:21:30,470 We'll just have to keep Nicholas away from the Reverend and not mention Janet 335 00:21:30,470 --> 00:21:31,470 and David's living arrangements. 336 00:21:31,910 --> 00:21:32,970 Yeah, is that really honest? 337 00:21:33,330 --> 00:21:34,350 We'll talk about it. 338 00:21:34,870 --> 00:21:35,870 In Hawaii. 339 00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:42,190 You haven't said a word since we left the house. 340 00:21:43,790 --> 00:21:44,790 I'm sorry. 341 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,170 Your family left me a little speechless. 342 00:21:48,110 --> 00:21:50,090 Yeah, it can be a little overwhelming. 343 00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:54,210 I'm just trying to make you feel at home. I felt at home, all right. 344 00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:56,770 Nicholas is upset with us. 345 00:21:57,430 --> 00:22:02,190 Your father's uncomfortable every time he looks at me. I got four kinds of 346 00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:04,010 advice on how to conduct our romance. 347 00:22:04,830 --> 00:22:10,790 Oh, Tommy wants me to check over his new tape deck warranty for illegal 348 00:22:10,790 --> 00:22:11,790 loopholes. 349 00:22:12,430 --> 00:22:13,530 In your spare time. 350 00:22:15,010 --> 00:22:16,090 What spare time? 351 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,440 What did you say? 352 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,080 Oh, nothing. 353 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:29,880 Oh, hi. 354 00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:35,700 Hello. I hope I'm not intruding, but I have a few more Bradfords to talk to. 355 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:37,820 no, of course not. Come on in. Do you have a few minutes? 356 00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:42,040 Me? Well, gee, I'm going downtown. You see, there's a sale, and I'm kind of in 357 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,880 hurry, but maybe you could talk to some of the other kids in the house, huh? 358 00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:46,670 Hi. Oh, Nicholas. 359 00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:51,830 On the other hand, maybe I do have a few extra minutes that I could spare. I 360 00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:54,290 mean, I know how important it is for you to get the whole picture. 361 00:22:54,850 --> 00:22:57,330 Nicholas, Abby wants you in the kitchen right now. 362 00:22:59,970 --> 00:23:03,710 This is a beauty. It is a total classic. You're going to love it. 363 00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:05,450 Yeah, it's a classic. 364 00:23:06,870 --> 00:23:07,870 It's great. 365 00:23:08,030 --> 00:23:09,029 Where's Abby? 366 00:23:09,030 --> 00:23:10,030 How should I know? 367 00:23:10,570 --> 00:23:12,550 But Nancy said she was in... Shh. 368 00:23:13,430 --> 00:23:15,090 I'm talking to Melanie Causeway. 369 00:23:15,820 --> 00:23:18,360 If anybody wants me, I'll be in my clubhouse. 370 00:23:20,140 --> 00:23:22,340 I'm sorry, Melanie. It was my little brother. 371 00:23:23,780 --> 00:23:25,680 Anyway, how would you like to take a ride in my new wheels? 372 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:30,860 Well, it used to belong to my older brother, but there have been a few 373 00:23:30,860 --> 00:23:33,380 modifications. Yeah, I'd like to show them to you. 374 00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:35,780 Friday? 375 00:23:36,140 --> 00:23:37,140 It'd be great. 376 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:38,980 All right, bye -bye. 377 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:42,400 Out of the way. 378 00:23:56,840 --> 00:24:01,200 not here well actually i came by to see you i need some advice uh got a minute 379 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:07,820 sure sit down so uh 380 00:24:07,820 --> 00:24:13,820 what kind of advice do you need well let's see there's this guy at school and 381 00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:17,660 he's really cute and everything but he's quiet and shy you know a lot like david 382 00:24:17,660 --> 00:24:23,480 so anyway i'm trying to figure out how to get him to ask me out so uh why don't 383 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:26,670 you just ask him out Is that how you got David? You took the initiative? 384 00:24:28,110 --> 00:24:29,830 No, not really. 385 00:24:31,510 --> 00:24:34,930 Um, all I can tell you is just to be yourself. 386 00:24:35,930 --> 00:24:39,710 Oh, but I'm shy too, and if I'm myself and he's himself, then we'll never get 387 00:24:39,710 --> 00:24:40,710 anywhere. 388 00:24:41,050 --> 00:24:44,290 I bet you put some good moves on David. I mean, to get him to let you move in 389 00:24:44,290 --> 00:24:45,290 and everything, right? 390 00:24:46,030 --> 00:24:48,890 Uh, I didn't put any moves on him. 391 00:24:49,190 --> 00:24:50,630 It was a mutual decision. 392 00:24:53,150 --> 00:24:54,290 I'm sorry, I... 393 00:24:54,820 --> 00:24:57,260 Didn't mean to pry into your trade secrets. 394 00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,480 Trade secrets. 395 00:25:01,940 --> 00:25:02,940 Hi, 396 00:25:03,380 --> 00:25:04,380 what are you doing here? 397 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,900 Oh, just girl talk with Rue. 398 00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:08,220 How's it going? Fine. 399 00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:11,280 I've got to get ready for class. Excuse me, please. 400 00:25:12,420 --> 00:25:13,420 Something the matter? 401 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,200 No, nothing's wrong. I've got to get home for dinner. Bye. 402 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:17,520 Bye. 403 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:18,760 See you later. 404 00:25:27,050 --> 00:25:29,190 Want another piece of Danny's magic pizza? 405 00:25:30,150 --> 00:25:31,150 Mm -hmm. 406 00:25:35,970 --> 00:25:36,970 How elegant. 407 00:25:39,710 --> 00:25:43,350 Don't worry. The real David Bradford will soon emerge with torn T -shirt and 408 00:25:43,350 --> 00:25:44,350 can of beer. 409 00:25:45,370 --> 00:25:46,390 I can handle that. 410 00:25:59,660 --> 00:26:01,180 I hope I'm not intruding too much. 411 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,340 No, no, no. Janet and I are just having a little dinner. 412 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,720 Oh, well, maybe I can come back a little later. 413 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:10,280 Is it something important? 414 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:13,220 Well, kind of. You see, I'm on the remodeling committee down at the daycare 415 00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:15,640 center, and I promised to work out a budget, but I don't know anything about 416 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,700 construction, and it has to be done tomorrow, and it'll only take a couple 417 00:26:17,700 --> 00:26:18,679 minutes, and I'll please. 418 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:19,599 Come on in. 419 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:20,600 Oh, thanks. 420 00:26:27,810 --> 00:26:31,470 Would you care for a piece of pizza? We have vegetarian bonanza and idiot's 421 00:26:31,470 --> 00:26:35,130 delight. Oh, no, thanks. I already ate. I'll just wait here. Don't mind me. I'll 422 00:26:35,130 --> 00:26:35,390 just... 423 00:26:35,390 --> 00:26:45,010 Aren't 424 00:26:45,010 --> 00:26:45,869 you hungry? 425 00:26:45,870 --> 00:26:48,250 No. I think I've had just about an eight. 426 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:31,619 Hello, Janet? 427 00:27:31,620 --> 00:27:34,520 Hi, this is Nancy Bradford. Is David there, please? 428 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:36,600 Uh, yes. 429 00:27:37,580 --> 00:27:38,580 Nancy, where are you? 430 00:27:39,260 --> 00:27:40,460 I'm at a party. 431 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:41,680 Oh! 432 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,620 And my date is found! 433 00:27:46,580 --> 00:27:51,140 Look, I don't want to risk driving home with him. And he won't give me the car 434 00:27:51,140 --> 00:27:52,620 keys. And I can't drive home. 435 00:27:53,060 --> 00:27:54,380 Like, it's after curfew. 436 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,360 And if I call Dad, well, I'll be grounded for a week. 437 00:27:57,860 --> 00:27:59,540 Do you think David could give me a ride home? 438 00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:01,300 David's asleep, Nancy. 439 00:28:02,260 --> 00:28:03,260 I could come. 440 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:05,540 Oh, no, Janet, I wouldn't want to impose on you. 441 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,940 Oh, that's okay. I've been there myself. 442 00:28:08,460 --> 00:28:09,560 I don't mind, really. 443 00:28:09,780 --> 00:28:13,040 No, no, no, I couldn't. I mean, it's one thing if you were family, but I... 444 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:16,340 Okay, um, I'll get David. 445 00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:21,560 I thought I was family. 446 00:28:31,690 --> 00:28:32,990 Well, just to tell her a few. 447 00:28:33,350 --> 00:28:35,970 Right. Well, I didn't miss my match. 448 00:28:36,670 --> 00:28:37,670 Hey, 449 00:28:38,570 --> 00:28:39,570 Nicholas, go get that. 450 00:28:39,690 --> 00:28:40,690 Why me? 451 00:28:41,290 --> 00:28:43,310 Uh, because you're closest. 452 00:28:43,670 --> 00:28:45,070 You mean the smallest. 453 00:28:45,590 --> 00:28:46,590 Not two. 454 00:28:47,290 --> 00:28:48,910 I wonder who's here so early. 455 00:28:49,210 --> 00:28:51,150 Oh, probably somebody selling something. 456 00:28:51,510 --> 00:28:53,070 Taking a survey? 457 00:28:55,310 --> 00:28:56,310 Mayberry! 458 00:29:00,330 --> 00:29:04,210 It's nice to see you. Hello, Reverend May. Very nice to see you. I was just 459 00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:07,310 about to get acquainted with the youngest Bradford at last. Oh, well, 460 00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:10,610 has to go to school to get very nasty when he's late. How about if I give 461 00:29:10,610 --> 00:29:13,550 Nicholas a ride to school and then we can talk on the way? Oh, no, no, no. 462 00:29:13,550 --> 00:29:16,350 a minute. I just remembered that I forgot to tell you some very significant 463 00:29:16,350 --> 00:29:19,030 things about my father. Very nuclear family type things. 464 00:29:19,270 --> 00:29:20,290 Very nuclear family? 465 00:29:20,490 --> 00:29:23,710 Nancy, why don't we take Nicholas to school now? Okay. Come on, Nicholas. 466 00:29:24,210 --> 00:29:27,830 Hey, are you sure I'm going to understand all this stuff when I'm 467 00:29:29,170 --> 00:29:30,170 Come on. 468 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:36,440 Well, what was it you wanted to tell me? 469 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:41,840 Oh, ah, yeah, Reverend Mayberry. This must be very exciting work, huh? You get 470 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:42,940 to meet a lot of interesting people. 471 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:46,680 No, actually, most of the people I meet are quite boring. 472 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,080 That's why I'm enjoying New Bradford so much. 473 00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:55,000 You're also extremely colorful, even a bit piquant. Ah, piquant. 474 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:56,400 Is that good or bad? 475 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,300 You can take that as a compliment. 476 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,960 Now, what was it you wanted to tell me before? 477 00:30:02,299 --> 00:30:04,640 A very nuclear family, remember? 478 00:30:05,380 --> 00:30:09,800 Oh, oh, yeah. A very nuclear family. Oh, Reverend Mary, I must tell you about 479 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:13,480 the time I dropped a whole bowl of applesauce into my dad's lap with a new 480 00:30:13,540 --> 00:30:15,000 and he wasn't even mad. Can you believe that? 481 00:30:32,140 --> 00:30:33,340 Did I ever tell you you were gorgeous? 482 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,400 Once or twice. 483 00:30:38,940 --> 00:30:41,020 Can you believe it? It's already our anniversary. 484 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:43,620 A whole week together. 485 00:30:44,220 --> 00:30:48,820 And it seems like only yesterday. We were just a couple of crazy kids going 486 00:30:48,820 --> 00:30:50,860 steady. Look at us now. 487 00:30:51,340 --> 00:30:54,180 An old, unmarried couple in the twilight of our years. 488 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:00,440 David. 489 00:31:02,900 --> 00:31:04,460 You're not going to wear that tie, are you? 490 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:06,920 No good? 491 00:31:07,380 --> 00:31:09,860 Well, stripes and plaids don't mix. 492 00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:13,840 Oh, I knew I'd been doing something wrong all these years. 493 00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:14,819 Excuse me. 494 00:31:14,820 --> 00:31:15,820 Certainly. 495 00:32:03,980 --> 00:32:06,640 That's much better. Thank you. You're welcome. 496 00:32:07,340 --> 00:32:08,580 Shall we go? 497 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:10,160 Okay. 498 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:20,640 Oh, come on. They'll call back later. 499 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:22,560 No, no. I better get her. 500 00:32:27,820 --> 00:32:28,820 Hello? 501 00:32:28,940 --> 00:32:30,780 Oh, David, am I glad you're home. 502 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:32,780 This is an emergency. I need help. 503 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:37,900 The van conked out in the middle of Springfield Boulevard, and I can't get 504 00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:40,160 started. And I can't push it out of the way. What do I do? 505 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:43,680 What is it, the carburetor? I don't know. It just won't start. The traffic's 506 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:44,780 getting backed up for blocks. 507 00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:46,180 David, I need help. 508 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,300 Janet and I were just going out the door. 509 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:52,080 David, this crowd is getting ugly. There's no telling what they might do to 510 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:53,079 or the van. 511 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:54,080 What is it? 512 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,500 Tommy's stuck with the van. 513 00:32:56,180 --> 00:32:59,980 Look, David, they're going to roll the van over if I don't do something quick. 514 00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:01,980 Okay, okay. Where are you? 515 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:04,440 All right, I'll be there in ten minutes. 516 00:33:10,660 --> 00:33:12,260 I'm sorry. Tommy needs my help. 517 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,180 Call the restaurant and see if you can make a later reservation, okay? 518 00:33:56,889 --> 00:34:01,810 I can just see myself lying on the beach, getting a golden tan. 519 00:34:03,110 --> 00:34:04,110 What are you going to do? 520 00:34:04,350 --> 00:34:08,389 Oh, I think I'll explore some of the remote islands, maybe rent a bike. 521 00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:10,909 Oh, yeah, that would be great. Well, 522 00:34:11,730 --> 00:34:12,750 guys, what do you think? 523 00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:15,530 Super, isn't it? Oh, Nancy, you're not wearing that. 524 00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:18,610 Of course I am. You guys don't want me to look like a tourist, do you? 525 00:34:19,489 --> 00:34:20,489 God forbid. 526 00:34:34,409 --> 00:34:38,850 What the devil? May I ask what's going on in here? Oh, hi, Dad. You want to 527 00:34:38,850 --> 00:34:41,630 learn this, Dad? It's kind of fun. Yeah, we're just gearing up to attack Hawaii. 528 00:34:42,030 --> 00:34:44,110 Slightly premature, isn't it? No! 529 00:34:46,469 --> 00:34:50,130 You're going to win the award, Dad. The Society for the Prevention of the 530 00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:52,429 Nuclear Family just has to see you the best choice. 531 00:34:52,670 --> 00:34:54,150 Nancy, don't you mean preservation? 532 00:34:54,710 --> 00:34:55,710 Oh, whatever. 533 00:34:55,750 --> 00:34:59,550 Well, the votes aren't even in yet, so I suggest that you don't count your 534 00:34:59,550 --> 00:35:01,010 luau's before their hatch. 535 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:06,240 You see what I mean? That's just what a perfect father should say. 536 00:37:52,490 --> 00:37:53,490 When did she leave? 537 00:37:55,130 --> 00:37:56,130 Sometime last night. 538 00:37:56,810 --> 00:37:59,650 No note, nothing. She just picked up and left. 539 00:38:00,490 --> 00:38:02,370 After you went to rescue Tommy, huh? 540 00:38:02,610 --> 00:38:03,610 Yeah. 541 00:38:05,230 --> 00:38:07,150 She never mentioned that there was any kind of problem. 542 00:38:08,490 --> 00:38:09,490 I don't understand. 543 00:38:10,510 --> 00:38:12,370 Are you sure you don't know why she left? 544 00:38:13,230 --> 00:38:14,310 Of course I'm sure. 545 00:38:15,730 --> 00:38:17,870 What are you getting at? 546 00:38:18,310 --> 00:38:21,070 Oh, maybe a slight overdose of the Bradford family. 547 00:38:22,730 --> 00:38:24,870 I almost left Tom once for the same reason. 548 00:38:26,010 --> 00:38:27,210 Abby, that's different. 549 00:38:28,290 --> 00:38:30,650 You married into a family of eight children. 550 00:38:31,590 --> 00:38:32,770 Janet's only living with me. 551 00:38:33,410 --> 00:38:37,590 David, you're used to us. For some people, we're a little overwhelming. 552 00:38:38,310 --> 00:38:40,430 That's why you moved out in the first place, remember? 553 00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:44,090 Are we that bad? 554 00:38:44,490 --> 00:38:46,750 No, no, you're not that bad. 555 00:38:48,070 --> 00:38:50,830 Just a little unaware sometimes. 556 00:38:52,140 --> 00:38:54,900 I still feel like I'm in competition with all of you for Tom's attention. 557 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,580 But that's okay, because I love you. 558 00:38:58,240 --> 00:39:01,320 But see, Janet didn't have enough time to have some of those feelings. 559 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,100 I see your point. 560 00:39:05,700 --> 00:39:09,400 David, you can't change who you are. 561 00:39:10,300 --> 00:39:12,420 Your family's a very real part of your life. 562 00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:16,120 And if Janet is with you, then they're a part of hers, too. 563 00:39:27,859 --> 00:39:31,280 Hey, David, getting ready to play football this week? We really need you. 564 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:32,560 boy, you don't want us to get skunked, do you? 565 00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:34,640 No, no, I'll be there. 566 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:35,840 Oh, good. 567 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:39,880 Hey, David, don't forget to bring Janet. 568 00:39:41,740 --> 00:39:43,940 Um, Janet resigned from the team. 569 00:39:45,180 --> 00:39:46,180 Huh? 570 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:52,980 David, what... What was that all about? 571 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:56,600 I think we should have a little talk. 572 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:08,080 We'd like to talk to Janet. We heard that she was staying here. 573 00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:10,660 Oh, well, let me see if she's in. 574 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,280 Please tell her the Bradfords are here to see her. 575 00:40:25,580 --> 00:40:26,580 Yeah? 576 00:40:27,340 --> 00:40:29,100 Janet, there are a bunch of people here to see you. 577 00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:31,140 They say the name's Bradford. 578 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:34,640 Oh, no. 579 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:55,900 Janet, I guess that you're not too thrilled to see us all right now, 580 00:40:55,900 --> 00:40:59,520 after what happened between you and David, but we want to apologize. We feel 581 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:03,060 bad. Oh, Janet, we didn't know we were interfering, honest. 582 00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:11,320 Janet, we're a close family, you know, and we're used to living on top of each 583 00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:12,320 other, no privacy. 584 00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:16,980 We're just a lot of people that care about each other. Yeah, we just wanted 585 00:41:16,980 --> 00:41:17,980 make you feel at home. 586 00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:20,430 I guess it sort of backfired. We're really sorry. 587 00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:25,590 I'm not sure why I'm here, but I'm sorry, too. Was that okay? 588 00:41:26,050 --> 00:41:27,050 Yes, that was okay. 589 00:41:28,470 --> 00:41:29,470 That's it, I guess. 590 00:41:29,870 --> 00:41:31,670 Thank you for giving us the chance to apologize. 591 00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:03,440 Look, I know it was stupid of me to just run off like that, but I didn't want to 592 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:04,800 talk. I just wanted to escape. 593 00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:10,480 I never stopped to think that leaving you would be worse than facing you. 594 00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:14,280 Well, what is it you couldn't tell me? 595 00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:23,260 Well, I guess... David, 596 00:42:23,300 --> 00:42:24,300 it's your family. 597 00:42:24,660 --> 00:42:29,760 I know you love them, and... They're wonderful, really, but I felt bombarded. 598 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:37,160 I did not mean to hurt you, David, but I wanted to live with you, not your 599 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:38,160 family. 600 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:39,720 I know. 601 00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:42,180 I guess I'm just used to it. 602 00:42:45,100 --> 00:42:48,280 I didn't stop to think what kind of effect my family would have on you. 603 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,240 But, Janet, I'm a Bradford. 604 00:42:53,820 --> 00:42:55,400 I'm a part of me, and I'm part of them. 605 00:42:58,570 --> 00:43:00,590 And I hope you won't make me choose between you and them. 606 00:43:02,490 --> 00:43:03,490 I want you both. 607 00:43:08,130 --> 00:43:10,370 Janet, I still love you very much. 608 00:43:13,810 --> 00:43:15,950 Ever since I left, I've been miserable. 609 00:43:18,850 --> 00:43:21,750 I still love you too, David Bradford. 610 00:43:23,570 --> 00:43:24,770 Well, then, will you come back? 611 00:43:25,530 --> 00:43:26,530 Give it a try? 612 00:43:28,590 --> 00:43:31,990 I don't promise my family will change, but I promise you that they'll respect 613 00:43:31,990 --> 00:43:33,770 our privacy. But I wouldn't want them to change. 614 00:43:34,410 --> 00:43:38,210 I just want us to have our family free. 615 00:43:40,090 --> 00:43:41,790 I think... Good. 616 00:43:42,830 --> 00:43:46,170 Because I took the liberty of drawing up a contract. 617 00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:47,790 What? 618 00:43:49,470 --> 00:43:50,470 Contract? Yes. 619 00:43:55,850 --> 00:43:56,850 Whereas the... 620 00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:01,640 Party of the first part will love and respect the party of the second part. 621 00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,400 So you'll just sign down here? 622 00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:07,260 No, no, not so fast. 623 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,320 I have to have my lawyer look it over. 624 00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:28,600 The society took into account a number of factors in determining this Father of 625 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:29,600 the Year award. 626 00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:35,380 Accessibility to one's children, outside interests, community service, family 627 00:44:35,380 --> 00:44:40,120 solidarity, and perhaps most important, moral leadership. 628 00:44:40,740 --> 00:44:42,900 Bet your dad scored high on that one. 629 00:44:44,340 --> 00:44:48,000 We are, after all, living in a changing world. 630 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:53,420 A world in which the traditional family values are often cast out for more 631 00:44:53,420 --> 00:44:57,000 expedient ways of living. 632 00:44:57,220 --> 00:44:58,620 Dad sure isn't expedient. 633 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:04,560 The society is of the conviction that it is the nuclear family, above all other 634 00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:11,400 institutions, that can best counteract the erosion of these traditional family 635 00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,020 values. David! 636 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,760 Janet! Oh, excuse me, excuse me. 637 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:23,100 David. David. Are you guys still... I mean, you know. 638 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:26,880 This 639 00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:34,340 is 640 00:45:34,340 --> 00:45:36,880 my son, David, and Janet, who... 641 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:42,220 Don't worry. 642 00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:43,560 I'm not saying nothing. 643 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:54,680 Reverend Mayberry, what my father was going to say, but he's too kind and 644 00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:59,900 to risk embarrassing anyone, is that, yes, this is his son, David, and the 645 00:45:59,900 --> 00:46:01,260 he lives with, Janet MacArthur. 646 00:46:03,220 --> 00:46:06,400 Uh, without benefit of... Correct. 647 00:46:06,620 --> 00:46:08,220 Just benefit of themselves. 648 00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:16,060 Ah, I, uh, I wish, uh, I just wish I had been 649 00:46:16,060 --> 00:46:18,520 informed of this. It does change things. 650 00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:22,920 Why, Reverend Mayberry, I mean, he's still a terrific father. 651 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:30,320 Perhaps, but Miss Janet is not part 652 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:33,240 of what the society intends a nuclear family to be. 653 00:46:33,700 --> 00:46:35,080 What's wrong with her? 654 00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:37,760 Yeah, I thought you said we were piquant. 655 00:46:38,780 --> 00:46:39,840 Piquant is one thing. 656 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,020 Cohabitation is quite another. 657 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:43,600 Now, wait a minute. 658 00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:47,760 Just a second. David is my oldest son. He's 24 years old. 659 00:46:48,140 --> 00:46:51,780 If his private life is going to interfere with my receiving some kind of 660 00:46:51,780 --> 00:46:57,880 award, well, then you can just take your award and... I think I get the general 661 00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:58,880 idea. 662 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,220 I'm sorry, I really am. 663 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:09,520 I'll just set myself up. 664 00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:15,760 He wanted to go to Hawaii anyway. 665 00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:17,820 Yeah, it rains a lot this time of year. 666 00:47:18,100 --> 00:47:19,100 Yeah. 667 00:47:20,860 --> 00:47:23,180 Oh, well. 668 00:47:23,940 --> 00:47:25,460 We have something better than Hawaii. 669 00:47:26,300 --> 00:47:27,720 A new member of the family. 670 00:47:28,260 --> 00:47:29,260 All right. 671 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:30,760 Welcome home. 672 00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:32,620 Thank you, guys. 673 00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:39,020 Don't worry about it. You don't. 674 00:47:48,990 --> 00:47:53,590 Thank you, thank you. I am truly honored to be given this award by this family, 675 00:47:53,670 --> 00:47:55,950 and I will do my best to live up to it. 676 00:47:56,470 --> 00:47:59,610 Oh, see, Dad, that wasn't so hard. Really painless. 677 00:47:59,910 --> 00:48:03,370 Yeah, Dad, being Father of the Year is a piece of cake. 678 00:48:04,690 --> 00:48:08,270 Hey, you know, Dad, a Father of the Year would probably be Tim Kirby. Oh, 679 00:48:08,270 --> 00:48:09,930 definitely. Yeah, and raise allowances. 680 00:48:10,250 --> 00:48:12,110 Yeah. At the very least. 681 00:48:12,370 --> 00:48:16,650 Now, wait a minute. I thought I was voted Father of the Year, not Patsy of 682 00:48:16,650 --> 00:48:17,650 Year. 683 00:48:18,630 --> 00:48:22,170 Oh, that's probably Mayberry saying that they've reconsidered. Yeah. 684 00:48:24,510 --> 00:48:25,510 Hello? 685 00:48:29,050 --> 00:48:30,870 Oh, just a moment, please. 686 00:48:31,370 --> 00:48:36,530 Did anyone in this family inquire about group rates on motorbikes, surfboards, 687 00:48:36,630 --> 00:48:37,790 and scuba diving equipment? 688 00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:47,280 Sorry, wrong family. 689 00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:54,920 Must be the mother family in the Sacramento area with ten people and 690 00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:55,920 the year.